Inspired by @inuykago’s post.

asymbina:

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit”

“you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing”

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so

karshmallow:

stuffnuts:

karshmallow:

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

standard-dingo:

standard-dingo:

the soldier from TF2 says a lot of goofy stuff but honestly “if God had wanted you to live he would not have created me” is a pretty raw fucking line

famicompro:

saltymommie:

fuzzypetal:

What if that was your house
What if a sheep lives off the grass on your house

Shes my landlord

tom-marvolo-dildo:

bicries:

chokkilissa-nahollos:

im the dj screaming w laughter

I think about this at least once a day.

working in customer service be like

bedupolker:

Inktober: how does a phone work underwater half a billion years ago anyways?

canoasregias:

regbian:

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

I want someone who has never had an art history class to tell me what this is called.

katodown:

bakurapika:

willartforlovegems:

waterslides if you’re not a coward

Quasimodo skate park