chasekip:

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE
THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM
STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

gentlealien:

bandizoi:

Gentle hellhound’s morning report

incredible storytelling of the Gentle Alien. One can feel the wind in the trees, the smell of the earth in their wordcraft.

memeitism:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one

Mood to the max!

Tubular af

groovy, i hate it

mallg0ths:

kineticpenguin:

I wish there was an equivalent to the “bitch you live like this?” image for boring minimalist spaces

twitterlols:

if i fits i sits

jemeryl:

outfightingtigers:

@mayorclaypuppington @batterswing

MAJESTIC MAJESTIC MAJESTIC
*blip blorp blip blorp bloop borp*

cerianthecat:

hungrylikethewolfie:

hungrylikethewolfie:

Concept: elves who fully fail to grasp the difference between their lifespan and that of humans. Coming back to a town like “wtf this shop was JUST HERE last decade years ago I don’t understand” “what do you mean Philipp isn’t here this is his house I just visited him 50 years ago” “I’m sorry this potion is HOW MUCH I should be able to get TWELVE for that price!”

Elves still using human slang from 100 years ago because this is how the young people speak these days, yes?

Elves with a smug sense of superiority because their clothing is appropriate trendy who just happened to revisit humans when the fashion had cycled back around.

Elves apologizing profusely because the item they gave a human hero was passed down through three generations and then broke, it lasted less than a century they have embarrassed themselves and their kinfolk with such a shoddy gift.

Elves who commisioned a human craftsman than return to the shop 50+ years later confused that the item has long since been sold to someone else, or hidden away

candyredterezii:

when your sexuality is validated and there are attractive people everywhere

Hi I have something very important to show you

fableph:

carry on

occoris:

capncrystal:

occoris:

hello my friends, i just wanted u all to know that the way Discord has stylized their logo text makes the letter “D” look like the letter “פ” in hebrew, which is called “pe” and is pronounced sort of like “p”

in conclusion: pisscorp

thank you for coming to my ted talk

My friend’s husband works for Discord. I had to show her this, and she had to show it to her husband. His reponse? The CEO is Jewish. He knew exactly what he was doing. “They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously.”

god bless