Tag: harry potter

cheeseanonioncrisps:

darkknightsrevenge:

A muggleborn in DADA class casting their first patronus and it’s a full size velociraptor. The Wizards in the class are like what the actual fuck is that and the other muggleborns cheering and singing the Jurassic Park theme.

I’m sorry, but can you imagine how awesome it would be to have a dinosaur patronus, no matter what your blood status?

“Dementors, you say? I can’t see any dementors. They must be standing behind my MOTHER FUCKING TYRANNOSAURUS REX!!!”

bisexualflyboy:

yaskweenly:

The Mirror of Erised

okay this is objectively fucking hilarious like I know it’s real but it seems like something out of a parody. I’m supposed to look at this and seriously believe that jude law is lusting after that? that his heart’s most desperate desire is that raw chicken breast with hair? I’m meant to see jude law pining after that absolute saltine of a man and not laugh??

marauders4evr:

themiscyra1983:

milkshakesandknives:

joisbishmyoga:

trickstergames:

marauders4evr:

marauders4evr:

I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…

Harry:

Hermione:

@blackkatmagic

1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she’s already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid.

2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers.

But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of “anything potter can do, I can do better!” (he can’t) 

But, I’ll it would take is for Harry to say is “scared Malfoy?” 

and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower 

“DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN’T COVER YOU”

“LEAVE IT, Granger, I’m DOING this”

“HE’S DOING THIS HERMIONE”

Y E S

THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS!

idontreallyknowwhatkindagirliam:

mollymaukderollo:

andthisisabitofboth:

disneyprinceronweasley:

disneyprinceronweasley:

i wonder when harry told ron and hermione that the dursleys used to make him live under the stairs

ron: i’m sorry you have to share my room we don’t have much space

harry: that’s fine i used to sleep under the stairs at the dursleys

ron: you slept where now?

*cut to the whole Weasley family dog piling on Ron to prevent him from somehow storming to Privet Drive to kick some ass*

Bold of you to assume they would stop him instead of join in

Harry Potter and the Time He Had To Stop A Family Of Nine Wizards From Storming Into A Muggle Neighbourhood To Kill His Legal Guardians

kingcheddarxvii:

American Sorting Hat, which is just a beat up baseball cap: aight bro by the most righteous magics bestowed upon me i’ve scoped out ur brain and ur house is uh….. DRAGON ALPHA SIGMA DONG!!! lol

wizard bros of dragon alpha sigma dong: YOOOOOOOOOOOO 

freshman wizard: *crowdsurfs*

andhumanslovedstories:

Getting older and then looking at all these teenagers who have to save the world…..why did I ever think that was acceptable……..they’re so young….let Katniss sleep…….let Harry Potter have a normal school year……..Aang is literally 12, I’m twice his age and incapable of 1 percent of his plot duties, these poor children, these poor acne encrusted puberty enduring babies