aegipan-omnicorn:

facebook-reality:

tvheadfalls:

tvheadfalls:

what i wanna know is how captcha technology went from having to type in a barely readable code, to just. clicking a button. how does this tell you im not a robot. can robots Not press the big funky button

I know this is a shitpost but just in case you don’t know, it actually tracks the way the cursor moves. Bots can click it instantly and moving in a perfectly straight line, people take a few milliseconds to react and move the mouse imperfectly. If the computer’s still not sure whether you’re a human or not, it makes you do the 3×3 photo grid thing I never seem to get right

Humans best feature: our wiggles.

pureslime:

baaulp:

loloftheday:

The greatest info I have ever received from my local news station.

YOU ARE PAYING FOR THAT AIR! That air is important for chip safety and freshness. First it acts as a cushion to protect the chips during transport, so they don’t break or get crushed. That ‘air’ is also nitrogen, which ensures that your chips stay fresh and crisp. If it was oxygen, your chips would be stale or rancid by the time you get to it. So instead of calling it a waste, think of that empty space as what’s letting you have a perfect chip experience!

I cannot Eat the air

dead-sollux:

siderealscribblings:

siderealscribblings:

fandom has taught me not to make my villain a skinny conventionally attractive white man because no matter how horrible I write them, some degenerate is gonna do mental gymnastics to excuse their shitty behavior and ship them with my heroine despite an appalling lack of romantic chemistry

Types of Responses on This Post

  • people claiming that “fandom will ship anything” as though skinny cis white boys don’t get fawned over even if they’re serial killers
  • people dunking on kylo ren
  • kylo ren fans who are desperately upset by people dunking on kylo ren

you think that will save you? hirsch created a one-eyed triangle demon who tried to murder children and look what fucking happened