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fortzancudo:

me, seeing half a street sign that ends in “ockmorton yard”: if that says what i think it says i’m going to lose my mind on this bus

the sign, revealed as the bus began driving again:

me: absolutely incomprehensible

theawesomeadventurer:

rendezlouis:

theawesomeadventurer:

this is the best Shrek related purchase- maybe even the best purchase hands down- I or anyone else has ever made in the history of the known and unknown universe

are we not gonna talk about the 8 foot alien in the living room

that’s Arnaldo!

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

sushinfood:

critical-perspective:

captainmarvel:

my mom texted me this morning to let me know she and my dad have recently been adopted by this parliament of overprotective owls

The Council has gathered.

they watch

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

serendipitousnightingale:

kaijuno:

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES

This one??

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

F O U N D I T

proteus-no:

okay so maybe modern spongebob has some gems in it

cherubs:

remember fukkin. late october 2014 when everyone on this website had a feastings pixel family and all people listened to was mystery skulls ghost and the homestuck game over flash literally punted us into a new reality. that was fun

sarahmichelllegellar:

gaypornstar:

I’m watching Bratz movie.. This is too much

sohelpmedun:

please just read the whole thing

itsapepresident:

Seeing people rocking out to Hamtaro is the best thing I’ve seen all year

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dragonsexcalendar/169069173980/tumblr_olly9sZmqq1sywca8?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/169069173980/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_olly9sZmqq1sywca8?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F169069173980%2Ftumblr_olly9sZmqq1sywca8

casual-swearing:

hollyfhtagn:

hollyfhtagn:

rudeham:

the amount of brotherly contempt in “the same blastoise” is very relatable

PLEASE listen to this

I have never understood the phrase “dripping with malice” until I heard griffin say “the same blastoise”

I know I’ve reblogged this before but if you haven’t heard it, *please* listen to it. This is one of my favorite MBMBAM clips and I reference it on the regular