rests easy at night knowing that when my legal name is dirk strider prospective employers will never be able to find my blog or social media
rests. a little less easier knowing that when my legal name is dirk strider prospective employers will find pages and pages of a horrible gremlin man that horny people have drawn sexy pictures of for years
sits up in bed with my head in my hands as i realize that prospective employers will search my name and find this first and foremost before literally anything else: