i want the epilogue to be john egbert writing a game review for sburb on amazon
“4/5 stars. very immersive! met a lot of new people while playing. lots of content. the only reason i am not giving it the full five stars is because my dad died during the course of the game, along with the whole human race.”
its so wild to me that like back in fantroll days you could draw up a giant detailed info graphic on each of your OCs genitals and have it labeled and put out on your blog before god jesus and everyone and that was just like. normal
i fucking wish i was but the generally accepted headcanon about HS trolls (i think? i was never in the fandom i was just spectating) was that they had highly variable tentacle things for crotches and it was totally acceptable to painstakingly illustrate this for your fan characters and then just post it
they were called tentabulges and i made money drawing them for people. not normal online commissions, i mean they’d pay me irl and i’d draw actual physical homesmut and give it to them right there in the real world in the college student lounge.
“braver than any US marine” doesn’t even begin to cover it
the past tense used throughout this post is awful presumptuous
petition to get rid of gender completely because its too confusing to figure out the Vibes. instead we can just use whatever zodiac sign we feel matches our personalities most as an identifier. instead of “gender expression” we can just wear our signs on our shirts in various colors and-
hey dave do we need to talk
what are you saying this is the best idea anyones ever had
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