windycube:

bittertits:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

duskdragonxiii:

Horses just be standing around in fields naked eating some of that sweet sweet grass

What a life

Do centaurs graze

Can u just catch a centaur grabbing that green shit from the ground and shoving it into thier mouth hole

Majestic

centaurs do not graze. their human faces are not designed for chomping cellulose all day. from this we can infer that they have an omnivorous digestive system to match, and thus a narrower abdomen than horses. centaurs are sleek, deadly consumers of everything but grass

unless they have an extra horse head growing out the human tummy in which case all bets are off

actually, every single reply to this post is either wrong or a coward, so here’s my nuclear take

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_p7ablg5Rd31vjz8zao1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/174821451755/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_p7ablg5Rd31vjz8za?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_p7ablg5Rd31vjz8zao1.mp3

sounddesignerjeans:

This used to be a house

But now it’s full of clowns

It’s time to start the count clown

I’m gonna burn it clown, clown, clown

I’m gonna burn it   h o u s e

⁽ᶜˡ ᶜˡ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ ᶜˡ ᶜˡ ᶜˡᵒʷⁿ⁾

therealbosszombie:

So with all the info coming out of the Pokemon Gold and Silver Demo that was found, I figured I’d make a neat little post showing Pokemon that were Cut from the game or Heavily Changed before full release organized in a neat sheet. And with the color sprites!

While it is a shame some of these never say the light of day (that Ditto Evolution is personal favorite), there are also some things that are better left on the cutting room floor.

Like that Lickitung Evolution.

Thank you, whoever is responsible, for making sure that thing didn’t come to exist.

ahsadler:

thecybersmith:

pidgeolt:

thecybersmith:

raptorific:

gentlemanstallion:

raptorific:

Hello dearest perverts! Please welcome our guest cartoonist today, Razorfucker McGee, here to explain whatever the fuck this fetish is!

I want Silk Hydro to grind my dick clean off my body with her razor face and leave me with a perfectly smooth crotch region

Before you speak –
T.H.I.N.K.

T – is it true?
H – is it helpful?
I – is it inspiring?
N – is it necessary?
K – is it kind?

Why do people assume that it’s a fetish?

they fucking gave the razor anthropomorphic boobs, human pet guy 

They needed people to know which razor was for men and which one was for women.

Hair doesn’t have a gender, human pet guy