i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes
that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake
snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight
It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost
Keep in mind that Steven fully intends to marry Connie, who he calls a “best friend”.
So when he says “best friends” he really means “we’re barely even teenagers but through fusion have already experienced deeper intimacy than any human so basically this is fucking complicated and we don’t want to think about it seeing as we’re in a inter-galactic battle with insanely overpowered aliens”.
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