/ck/ is the natural habitat of the least potent, most empty people “surviving” in society. you cannot make a thread like this and identify with your environment enough to enthusiastically share it like this without being, in some sense, already dead
i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”
my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest shit in elementary school & hydralisks were my fav unit, and 75 was my fav number