Tag: if they’re jumping spiders they can go wherever they want!!

catsandspacestuff:

artbytesslyn:

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

To the spiders who think it’s funny to sit next to my shampoo in the shower: see you in hell