it SLAPS – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

tilleysong:

whatshouldwecallconservatory:

meow-vvow:

classical-carp:

ok, i don’t think i’ve ever related to a tweet more in my life

Okay, but Tchaikovsky had the biggest bass anyone could ever HOPE for. Tchaikovsky went FUCKING HARD. “Hmm, this music isn’t poppin enough, what should I do? Ah, yes, FUCKING CANNONS BITCH”

Alright buddy you inspired me to create the CLASSICAL BIG BASS POWER RANKINGS

10. Mahler 6th Symphony

9. Beethoven 5th

8. Brahms 4th

7. Brahms double concerto

6. Shostakovich 5th Symphony

5. Chopin piano concerto 1

4. Prokofiev piano concerto 2

3. Prokofiev Sinfonia concertante

2. Mahler 5th symphony

1. Tchaikovsky 5th symphony

I just listened to Vivaldi’s Winter (1) and it does indeed fucking slap, holy damn