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thyrell:

agoatinthecircus:

thyrell:

thyrell:

a necromancer is just a really late healer

“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”

*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing

i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back

“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”

*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

omelettedufromage-24601:

I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese friend and then she asked me “Do you have royal people in France?” and I replied without thinking “Huh no, we killed them.”

neyhaz:

pyrlspite:

y’all always ripping on skyrim
but I know you each have at least 200 hours on it

depression-memes:

how-to-be-a-sad-bitch:

30 years ago

this post came from 2039

questions-within-questions:

acoolguy:

sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?

“Do you even remember the last time you jumped?” is a question I never anticipated leaving me feeling so hollow and terrified.

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

there are only 2 genders:

– phil collins in the tarzan soundtrack

– bryan adams in the spirit: stallion of the cimarron soundtrack

gaymilesedgeworth:

californians in 45 degree fahrenheit temperatures: No Human Being Has Ever Been So Cold Before. No Human Being Has Ever Suffered This Way

pizzaesthetic:

i hate these gifs because one of them always matches your song
no matter what you’re listening to