do not stare this ornament in the eyes. otherwise it will devour your soul and you will spend the rest of eternity repeatedly living the events of Frozen from Olaf’s perspective
what the fuck happens in olafs frozen adventure i saw this and started looking for a FNAF logo
No. I’m stopping this one at the source. I wont let you.
Mine is hot pink with silver glitter tips and white cheetah print and I have extra long lashes and I’m also the furby with a busted voice box so I scream in the middle of the night from the garage and also I’ve got dragon wings
I should have killed you one of the many times I had the chance. I will bury you in cement.
I am more powerful than you.
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER HAVE TO SAY THIS BANA, BUT THOSE BETTER NOT BE YOUR REAL HUMAN EYES ON THAT FUCKING FURBY!!
What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”
For the Non-Coloradoans:
Bluecifer, Our local elder god. Absolutely nothing in that pic is photoshop.
He’s 32 feet tall, and most unfortunately, his head fell off while he was being assembled and killed his creator. Bluecifer gets struck by lightning on a semi-regular basis which should melt fiberglass but his Dark And Unholy powers have prevented any damage. He’s got glowing red eyes:
(Once again, none of that is photoshop.) And disturbingly detailed human-sized genitals, which I’ll let y’all google for yourselves.
He sits in a not-legally acessible bit of roadway just outside DIA, the most Conspiracy-Riddled of airports, and people run across the highway to get to him to bring him offerings and praise.
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