kill me – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

inkspilll:

given the common threads between things people on this website are inexplicably attracted to (pinstripes, bow ties, really thin, literal skeletons) i present to you

grandfather of all sexymen

tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

stammsternenstaub:

lord-kitschener:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

words that were somehow ‘hilarious’ in 2008, feel free to add:

tacos

waffles

zomg

llamas

spleens??

teh

oh ma gawd

glomp

rawr

smexy

derp

i’ll have you all know i don’t frighten easily but this genuinely sent a shiver down my spine

How did you forget “spork”

How did you forget “penguins” and the entire concept of doom

cisnowflake:

nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

I feel like I’ve uncovered a relic of times long past.

yumetaros:

stahlthecavalier:

toastyhat:

rhythmic-idealist:

farewell to the memes of 2017

FFFFFFFFFF

hey

we’ve gotten very close to losing just about everything in 2017

little-smartass:

when you weathered the onceler storm of ‘12 and you can see the bendynoodle cucumberpatch grinch wildfire on the horizon of 2018 but you follow a select group of blogs whose judgement you trust