Small reference to the Symbiote Suit in Marvel’s Spider-Man
Tag: long post
Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This picture makes my intellectual half happy but also causes me great pain
WELCOME TO HELL
things I love: the way the loading animations on the neopets flash games freak out because they were made in a different time and not meant to run at the speeds we can download shit at now days
masterful
no wait, this one’s better
I swear if Nomura doesn’t take the opportunity that is right in front of him….
Based on this scene x
how does golbat close its mouth?????
Blink and you’ll miss it, because it covers it’s face with it’s wings, but Golbat closes it’s mouth in pokemon stadium.
It’s like the top right, except it has an underbite, not an overbite.
“mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
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