put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books
plague papyrus’ life with incidental music
create a self sustaining tornado made of trash
put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp
chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him
teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him
work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations
sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station
stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full
but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.
sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert
write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman
write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume
ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving
break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old
said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”
“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”
come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”
he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute
judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes
the conveniently shaped lamp
when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”
instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain
when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”
whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction
in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person
sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head
All my HTTYD + BNHA crossover designs in one post! Midoriya, Todoroki, Bakugou, Jirou, Kirishima, Ashido and Tokoyami. I had a lot of fun making these 🙂
I’m keen to explore what a gang of lady elder dragons might look like, but first things first: Cynder & Sting her dragonfly(esque) best bud, imagined in the style of the Reignited Trilogy. Unofficial fanart for those who, like my wife, loved her lots!
I’ve been drawing while she plays, and taking her notes about how to adapt Cynder to the reimagined classic games. Lots of fun adapting the Legend stylings to the look we developed at Toys For Bob 🙂
Stephen Hillenburg was a marine biologist who created Spongebob as a part of a project to help educate kids on the ocean while working at the orange county marine institute. many of the characters in this educational comic went on to become a part of the series, including the future cartoon’s titular character, then known as Bob the Sponge.
this cartoon revolutionized the industry and in its initial boom was widely adored for its ability to be enjoyed by all ages and all demographics, creating an animated juggernaut for its generation akin to the simpsons or looney tunes, with people of all stripes able to remember its finest moments at the drop of a hat.
hillenburg began his official work on this groundbreaking program 15 years after graduating college. he left his career at the marine institute to study at CalArts. he didnt get his MFA until the early 90s. spongebob squarepants, now considered by many to be nickelodeon’s premier nicktoon, began airing the year he turned 38. his adventure as a professional truly shows the power of pursuing far-flung dreams, and that someone can do something huge long after their supposed “prime.”
this man changed animation, nickelodeon, and the childhoods of millions of people around the world forever in his unfortunately short life. i think it should be known just how much he managed to do in his time here, though, and his work and lofty ambition was something to be admired.
the above clip, featuring tiny tim’s “Living in the Sunlight,” is from the debut episode, “Help Wanted,” partially written by Hillenburg. It perfectly encapsulates the completely unorthodox and wildly entertaining tone that made this show so great.
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