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delcat177:

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what the hell, neopets

#TH ERE WAS A REASON FOR THIS I CANT REMEMBER IT THOUGH

okay so like

once upon a time there was a caption contest. the caption contest picture was a … a lupe, i think? and a hissi standing under a coconut tree, and the hissi was wearing that shirt. the poor hissi also was getting bonked by a coconut
and i don’t remember if this was a winning caption, or one TNT just found hilarious, but someone submitted a caption containing that line used in the description and TNT lost their shit over it because it was just so… very…
well it was very SOMETHING, im not sure what. either way, that item got made, and for a while there was a tradition of ending neopian times editorials with an angry coconut named mr. coconut saying GOOD NIGHT because of another part of that goddamn caption

this has been your lesson in neopets

“Ahh Mr.sneky i see you are wering your fance top” “You are wereing yor’s too mr.coconut” “Speaking of coconut,were did you get the new flying hat of coconut?” “Wat coconut?” “Ohh that coconut near my had WAT a coconut on my had!” “BOOM!” “AHHH MY HEAD” “GOOD NIGHT mr.coconut” (12:30pm)

http://www.neopets.com/ntimes/index.phtml?section=editorial&issue=442

this post was so funny that i fuckign changed my url

I help run raffles in Plague on Flight Rising and whenever it is earthly possible I make a mr. sneky prize pack

It’s too good for one petsite alone

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dragonsexcalendar/173106075250/tumblr_ou4o87raRy1r8x5vi?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dragonsexcalendar.tumblr.com/post/173106075250/audio_player_iframe/dragonsexcalendar/tumblr_ou4o87raRy1r8x5vi?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdragonsexcalendar%2F173106075250%2Ftumblr_ou4o87raRy1r8x5vi

navnavprime:

DISCLAIMER:  I not in any of these fandoms and don’t really have any opinion on any of them, this was just an excuse to yell into a microphone.

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majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

I actually have had more than one (male) partner try to battle my tongue for dominance. It’s extremely unsexy and annoying.

When I read this post, I let out the breath I didn’t realize I’d been holding.

cythereancutie:

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians