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starwarsgraphictee:

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

yknow when you wear a big hoodie and let the sleeves fall way past your hands and then you flap your hands…that’s good fun

reallyreallyreallytrying:

welcome everyone to night time! it’s dark outside, so you know what that means. switch some lights on, eat a little dinner. check out the tv if time allows. complete all your secret activities before the sun comes up. if you don’t get it all done – there’s always tomorrow night!

creating-tabs:

What? The great clockwork dick is stumped?

notlikingbestgirl:

Taste closed

pochowek:

the legality of parodies is so funny. if you take a bit from someones work without their permission its illegal UNLESS you make fun of them

pigcatapult:

spidersonline:

It SNOWED in MISSISSIPPI!!! It ended up being the heaviest snow since the 1880s! Anyway I saw a lot of people making videos of their dogs experiencing snow for the first time so this happened

I love that snails can cringe so hard their entire face disappears

niuniente:

Black Cryptid

cattgirl:

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

gservator:

no-chill-at-all:

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

The Four Horsemen of the Watpocalypse