Tag: marvel

ironmanstan:

the same ben & jerry’s who pay their workers a thriving wage, perform good™ capitalism since day one and support all the right causes & charities & civil rights movements openly and actively through campaigns, that same ben and jerry’s named an ice cream flavor after tony stark in canon, and if that isnt confirmation enough for you that tony is a good fucking guy and not a ‘capitalist’ and ‘war profiteer’ then ur a lost cause sorry

tygermama:

scarletjedi:

shelb-o-baggins:

toomanylokifeels:

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down

thoriffic:

blakeaceington:

thoriffic:

Thor, Asgardian and naive: Loki, I’ve been meaning to ask. Are you and the Grandmaster involved in a… romantic relationship?

Loki, also Asgardian, naive to a degree: No, we have a mutually beneficial relationship that means I get whatever I desire from him, like wealth, and he gets whatever he desires from me.

Bruce Banner, Midgardian, knows exactly what a sugar daddy is: oh sounds great

Look at Hulk’s room. I’ll I’m saying is that he didn’t get all that from just winning in the arena and you know it.

you come into my home, look me in the eyes, imply hulk fucked the grandmaster,

wanderingtycho:

thefacelessmage:

Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Captain America tonight when he comes to leave presents under your flag.

Also remember that if you own any Confederate or otherwise white nationalist flags, Captain America will give you a stern lecture about real American values and ideals, then punch you in your filthy Nazi face.

basic-banshee:

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?