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Now that Thanos has all of the Infinity Stones, there’s only one being that can stop him…

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” – Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

draconym:

Me: Now we’re going to end the nature talk with a very big snake– *opens bag to reveal a large ball python*

Thirty kindergartners: *screaming with excitement*

Me: Yes she is very big, does anyone know where ball pythons are from?

Kid: The woods!!

Me: Yes, they do like the woods where they’re from. It’s a very big continent. Who knows what continent you find them on?

Another kid: The sun!!

Me: That’s … in space, so no

Yet another kid: Earth!!!

Me: Yes … that’s definitely the planet they and we are on! The snake is from the same place giraffes and lions are from …

Several kids: The zoo!!!!

Me: A continent is–

Teacher, deadpan: It’s where Wakanda is

All thirty kindergartners: AFRICA

pussypoppinthor:

youngavenges:

thot: ragnarok

supermarioadvance4:

icarusninja23:

doctor strange: the infinity stones are extremely powerful artifacts that when combined can give its wielded ultimate power

peter parker: oh so like the chaos emeralds?

tony stark: please shut the fuck up

annakemdrick:

annakemdrick:

i cannot stop thinking about that chris hemsworth gif like i cant sleep

this is all ive been thinking about for 2 whole days

hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo:

randomitemdrop:

Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot

The Infinity Sock

petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

80/3.4

lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God…

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

remanedur:

postmarxed:

postmarxed:

This scene from Inhumans is Black Bolt having a flashback to right after he got his like supersonic voice powers or whatever. And like his parents are standing in front of him and he says “why?” and it just fucking. It fucking obliterates them and turns them into scorch marks on the wall and it’s supposed to be a really serious moment that displays just how dangerous Black Bolt can be and establishes his tragic backstory but I can’t stop fucking laughing at it when I watch it out of context it’s at 0:22 in this clip I’m fucking crying

@bombilating it’s truly the most unintentionally hilarious moment in the mcu

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

snarthurt:

i know the well of thanos jokes has run dry but this is such a fucking funny gif its probably the funniest punch ive ever seen. he just lays into him so hard and his ultra high tech suit does fuck all like its a bouncer just putting all his weight into hitting a drunk guy in the jaw i love this fucking gif so much i could write a dissertation about it