pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird: Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today! Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige
hypeswap: hypeswap: i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011 no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
i-chew-on-pushpins: it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave
coffeeandcastiel: my story: hey please write me i want to exist me: write your own goddamn self you son of a FUCK
thegayest-of-lords: jaxxgarcia: Posted this to my twitter first but enough people wanted it on here so without further ado — R.I.P. MR SNAIL “MISTER SNAAILL!!!”
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