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toddhoward:

k-k-strider:

toddhoward:

any video game ever: [has anybody in the cast that is Not human]
you fuicking hooligans: can i fuck tha,t

listen, we just so done with humanity. we tryin to move on, ok

out of all of the comments on this post, this one is the only one i come close to understanding and agreeing with

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

lcp0110:

when ur friend is stuck in a video game and u know u could do it but u dont want to be rude but it physically pains u to watch

when they finally get fed up and hand u the controller

tearlessrain:

bace-jeleren:

bace-jeleren:

It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

paper-mario-wiki:

moonlit-crows:

paper-mario-wiki:

i was just in the checkout at wal mart and the lady said “how are you doing tonight” and without thinking i responded “well im at walmart at 1:30 in the morning buying two very small cheesecakes so i could probably be doing better” and i dont know if that was funnyman tumblr jokester chase or genuinely calling for help chase

Me

actually it was me and identity theft is a crime

jupiters:

me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay

me at 2 am:

oldtimeydildomachine:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Your future self is talking shit about you

I’m talking shit about me too she ain’t special

usbdongle:

me: *receives nonsense information from a dream*

me: this is hidden knowledge only i am privy to

nickvaultentine:

when somebody says they dont like ghouls or synths