me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus

green day: i walk this empty street on the boulevard of broken dreams, when the city sleeps, and i’m the only one, and i walk alone. my shadow’s only one who walks beside me. my shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beating. sometimes i wish someone out there will find me. til then i walk alone

my twelve year old ass:

fingurken:

no fear

not being able to find your plushie

one fear

kalliente:

enourmo:

Tag yourself i’m beef twister

Turnip shepherd

altair:

you, a pc gamer: radiantly modded characters with great hair

me, a modless console goblin: after many months of calculations, i have determined the least ugly eyebrows in the character creator

cathugging:

pangea-nationalist:

I am physically incapable to be mean in RPGs.

killing, cannibalism, assassinations ✔️

mean dialogue options ❌

pornstarwars:

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”