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kinkstertime:

srahpls:

nudityandnerdery:

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

I’d just shrug and say, “Okay, thanks, Jod, I’ll keep that in mind.”

#THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON (x)

I WILL FACE JOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

strawberry-lover:

Me, reading angst/tear wrenching heartache in a fanfic: I feast on their agony.

Me, reading severe secondhand embarrassment: Help.

airyapiary:

airyapiary:

where’s that lorde tweet abt people not being ready

disneyforprincesses:

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: why is Treasure Planet so underrated. Does nobody appreciate the concept of pirates in space. All the steampunk is beautiful and the animation is amazing and the storyline is wonderful and it has a relatable loveable rogue character and doesn’t rely on romance to be a good movie why isn’t anyone talking about this movie.

tarynel:

Helen

mental-ch-illness:

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

itsmurjana:

whatblackparadise:

fireable:

no longer going to pursue a career! id like to be a rock. thanks

metamorphic or igneous

neither, dwayne the

mychemical-gee-note:

When people ask me what my favorite song is im just like??? can you be more specific??? favorite right now??? most listened to??? top 10??? what i listen to at different times??? what i listen to when im sad?? when im happy??? be more specific goddammit

mjalti:

Hillary Duff: let the rain fall down .. and wake my dreams … let it wash Away … my sanity

Me, 9 years old: