Me coming back from mining to see all my tamed dogs I left sitting down so they wouldn’t get hurt

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

dumbthotticusplayer1:

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

books-read-in-nooks:

*reading my book*

someone: “Oh good you’re not busy.”

me:

Violently presses button for ability that’s on cooldown

wellpitterpatter:

i know this is about video games or whatever but man is this what depression feels like

hcnesthearts:

receptorantagonist:

hcnesthearts:

Evil faction, but *only* because the NCR says so.

theyre rapists, chad

werewolfmomota:

werewolfmomota:

i got really mad at red today

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

greyscalesound:

justbant3r:

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

mechalesbian:

mechalesbian:

game: *has a non-human npc*

players:

*non-human npc isn’t romanceable*

players:

gaelissfelin:

ghostkid:

if it weren’t illegal i would eat cereal for every meal of the day

i have some wonderful news for you