love being trusted with “you cant tell anyone this” conversations and nodding a lot and forgetting everything they told me like god intended and going down as a trustworthy individual while doing literally zero work of ill or good
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hm. don’t see nearly enough frogs in my day to day life as i should. i would even settle for toads. but no. no frogs for me. no wonder my life is bad


nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her







