nature – Page 4 – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

thefineststuff:

draumbooty:

tilthat:

TIL in 2007, a Bowhead whale was discovered with the end of a harpoon left embedded in its neck from a previous hunt. It was found that the harpoon tip was originally manufactured in 1890, indicating the whale had survived a human attack more than a century ago.

via reddit.com

Absolutely massive dick energy

Moby Dick energy

nerdgul:

wasatch-fortune-teller:

Wild / Old God sighting.

Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding

aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

littledeludeddupes:

those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

via reddit.com

Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

commie-thot:

maplebungus:

video proof that every creature is dogs

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

bloom-a-blog:

I cannot stop listening to this

misscrits:

poopcop:

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

altgf:

andrewbelami:

oraclesofnorway:

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

passionpeachy:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

starklightt:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i always imagined kiwi birds as the size of kiwi fruit and i was so wrong

wait how big are they then

closer to pumpkins

that dog looks fucked I love him