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storm-driver:

you ready to fucking die

times-chu:

middry:

trust issues ahoy

15 pictures taken before breaking a child’s trust forever.

nekurothings:

“is john egbert happy?”
andrew hussie: no…….
me:

insomniac-arrest:

is anyone in these games okay

acoolguy:

targuzzler:

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

plasmalogical:

wastedawayagaininmargaritaville:

Why is this on shitty car mods? This is revolutionary

becomes extremely enlightened when my airbag deploys and pushes all of these into the exact center of my brain

markiplier:

sageofsarcasm:

Markiplier has two modes and it’s either inspirational, believes in and cares about you on a personal level, or absolutely cursed fuck who will eat your firstborn child because you asked a question in a live stream. anger. you are on his list. there is no escape.

heh

lizardlord77:

lizardlord77:

all posts should be in deviantart journal format

Listening to: linkin park ;D
Reading: yaoi :3333
Watching: naruto rofll
Playing: kingdom hearts!!!!!
Eating: nothing o__O
Drinking: blood XD

pinkuma-buccus:

chestnut-pastel:

You’re lying on the sofa under a blanket, lights dimmed, watching your favourite TV show. Your cat is laid across you, sleeping but purring quietly. All is calm. All is good.

but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him

shia labeouf

annieedison:

aquarian-sunchild:

Henceforth I will be referring to Guillermo del Toro’s latest film as ‘Grinding Nemo’.

#no the fuck you’re not