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ironmanstan:

paopufruitts:

ironmanstan:

thomasthetankenginefuckers:

ironmanstan:

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

theroomyouneverenter:

twinkchu:

theroomyouneverenter:

snickerslizard:

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

gibbons = awesome

chimpanzees = fuck no fuck no fuck no

literally every primate except chimpanzee = awesome

fuck no

What about baboons though?

just the right amount of dog

my dad’s coworker once saw a baboon take a couple’s baby and disappear into the jungle

well i’m sure they had good reason for it?

dies-first:

kakkarot:

ALSLFLGLHLLJK I STARTED OVERWATCH UP AND WHEN I SWITCHED TO THE WINDOW THIS IS ALL THAT WAS GREETIBG ME. THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST FOREBODING IMAGE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

“Mom said it’s my turn to use the computer”

sassy-gay-justice:

bundyspooks:

A group of divers found this single chair at the bottom of the ocean. Upon closer inspection, the chair was the type used in schools so it’s unlikely that it fell off a boat. Nobody truly knows how it got there.

Naughty children are sent to the d e e p s e a t

dickofficial:

liminals:

metalgearsolid2:

me walking to 7/11 to get a slurpee

Ha ha that’s a funny comment but honestly what in the ever living realm of fuck am I looking at?

the-replicator:

wartortling:

pumpkinradish:

maxeth:

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

Now THAT is a horror game

this is just how ikea is

hey hey for everyone that doesn’t know this is based on SCP-3008 (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008), basically “infinite IKEA”. Staff is docile during the day, but hostile at night, and they’re all randomly deformed in some way–hands too big, weirdly tall, giant legs, tiny head, etc. Groups of humans trapped in the SCP have created small fortresses out of furniture and will forage for food and supplies (that are somehow always replenished) during the day and will fight off the staff at night. it’s fucking wild

winkout:

an anthro horse but they have these hands