IM AT A WORK MEETIBNG AND THIS ABSOLUTE BASTARD OF A MAN IS EATING AN APPLE BOTTOM-DOWN CORE AND ALL. JUST FUCKING CRUNCHING AWAY LIKE THATS HOW HUMANS EAT APPLES.
I have spent over 10 years and $94,000 putting together my mosquito costume, and now I am pleased to announce that I have become a mosquito. The costume is quite realistic and I have even attached bladders to the nose thing, so I can suck up liquids when I puncture them with my nose thing. I could be buzzing all around you on a hot summer day and you wouldn’t even recognize me as your son-child, you would just think, “Get away mosquito.” From my point of view, you would be 3,000 dads because of the way I have designed the eyeballs. I might be saying “Dad it’s me, dad it’s me” but you wouldn’t be able to understand my language because of its buzzing.
I am also into plastics now, and I am making plastic tubes that you can suck liquids through, kind of like my mosquito nose but used for different reasons. Hope you’re doing well at camp.
TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium 