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funeralmarketsuperstore:

los-ninos-rojos:

tilthat:

TIL McDonald’s is experimenting with playing classical music over the restaurants’ loudspeakers at night in hopes of stopping fights from breaking out

via reddit.com

3 in the morning in mcdonalds is the occult shadow-world where true civil war manifests itself

i don’t know about the rest of y’all but if i walk into a McDonald’s at 3am and i hear haydn’s creation playing up in that joint im going absolutely ape primal like mother fuck

cleromanticon:

mozzarella-sticks:

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…