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my sister thought bdsm was a myers-briggs personality type and i havent stopped thinking about it since she told me

We… are the Crystal Aunts

“Amethyst stop it, you’re going to frighten them!”
“Chillax, P. They think it’s funny. Don’tcha Frankincense?”

*background noise of Peridot explaining how she’s read all about earth infants and knows practically everything on the subject*

thelostmoongazer:

sup bitches im here to reclaim my “unnessecary-angst-comics-of-the-most-comic-relief-characters-in-the-game” crown.

and a bonus cuz im weak:

nawnomschnuff:

superslugbug:

sque2013:

tonightshow:

Good lord.

FREE THEM

REBLOGGING TWICE BECAUSE I AM SMILING SO HARD. I WAS SAD AND NOW I AM NOT.

I CAN NOT NOT REBLOG THIS

teganberry:

Kairi: Its ok Sora, I’m sure you’ll beat Riku next time.
Baby Sora: >////////<

Baby Kairi: Why is your hair so spiky?
Sora: I dunno, kinda weird isn’t it?
Baby Kairi: I like it!

Sora and Kairi babysitting? Absolutely haha!

wiggitywackgabbie:

positive-memes:

“You did, and he loved it”

hamletmachine:

Motorcycle lesbians

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liache:

liache:

hey question when hammond is killed and his mech explodes/falls apart, is there like. a little hamster carcass in the wreckage that scatters

THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY HAMPSTER DANCE

kiwi-jam:

worf:

worf:

throughout the years i’ve learned that tumblr isn’t about gaining followers but about losing all followers until you are left with a small group of people who would even support you if you turned out to be a furry

why is this gifs framerate so good

miracu-less:

melonmemes:

The spirit of a Generation

You’ve gone too far.