oh same – Page 2 – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

meanexwife:

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

stealthflower:

feynites:

squidong:

cardozzza:

platovevo:

cats are so fake like they’re theoretically related to apex predators and yet they weigh 8 pounds, sleep 20 hours a day, and scream if you feed them half an hour later than usual

I deeply sympathize because I also like to sleep an unreasonable amount and yell when hungry.

incidentally, you are also an apex predator

apex predators are over-hyped, we’re all just tired and whiny.

Reblog if you, too, are tired and whiny.

thecandybandit:

an actual before (right) and after (left) picture of me getting an okay amount of sleep

nicolioliolioli:

same

lymphonodge2:

lymphonodge2:

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

u are divine & please be careful

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tharook:

offthe-deep:

rosy-semantics:

Pip the otter going into the water for the first time!

Pip is so squeaky 😍

@enfant–terrible tagged: #I WOULD FUCKING DIE FOR U PIP

same

not to be dramatic but if anything bad ever happens to Pip I’ll hurl this whole planet into the sun with me on it