There’s someone who has their iPhone named “hot single horses in your area” and they airdrop people pictures of horses randomly. Nobody knows who it is. Once, during an assembly, the laptop that the projector was from had airdrop turned on, and in the middle of a presentation about bullying, it popped up in front of the entire school.
HOT SINGLE HORSES IN YOUR AREA WANTS TO SHARE AN IMAGE.
A picture of a horse, with text in bubble letters over it saying “available”
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
Okay but imagine if YD and BD give Steven the Earth, right, because he has PD’s gemstone, which basically makes him a ruling figure.
Well, a ruling figure needs a court, right? And Steven’s like no way jose I got my fam right here, but they still send him like a Starter Pack Gem Court of like a Sapphire to predict danger and maybe a Zircon to uphold justice for him- you know, the basics- to try and get him in the Diamond mood.
And these poor Gems are like “we’re about the serve the newly found PD, what the f u d g e” and are worried out of their wits because they dunno what to expect, and when they get there they find some little squirt wearing sandals. Thoroughly confused, they’re like “what do you desire my Diamond???” and Steven hmms, taps his chin, and is like. “I dunno. What do YOU wanna do today???”
Basically what I’m getting at is that YD and BD trying to make Steven into an Official DiamondTM would be utter chaos for them because suddenly all of Homeworld hears about the new, chill Diamond who just wants to hang out on a beach and play music and suddenly there’s, like, a mass migration of Gems to Earth to strum ukuleles and eat popsicles and the Diamonds suddenly suffer a huge worker class collapse because they’re all tired and want a fucking vacation.
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