‘Jesus’ comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua, while ‘Christ’ simply means ‘the anointed one.’ To make this clearer to modern Christians, I propose a new Bible translation where Jesus is referred to only as “oily Josh”
There’s something really unsavory about oily Josh and his 12 teenage friends.
i want to kno more about kink manifestation tbh like what makes ppl think the weirdest things are hot. like is there any reason to it? is it just getting bored with everything normal idek
england what did you unleash
i cant believe the english are responsible for vore
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
My college doesn’t want us to make popcorn in their shitty microwaves
look I’ll be the first to agree colleges couldn’t possibly take more money from us without just making Faustian Bargains but if one more freshman trips a fire alarm at 1am and makes the whole building evacuate because they don’t know how to make popcorn I’m gonna fill the whole lobby with sand
TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium 