as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher
someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood
Tag: oof
Don’t ask ‘I wonder what this character sees when they look at Xion’ unless you want to cry-
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Clings to Strelitzia is Elrena/Larxene’s little sister until the official translation blows me out of the sky.
toby fox: feel every emotion at once
me: yes sir right away sir
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed
pros of being bisexual:
– not changing pronouns when singing
– cute flagcons:
– too many pretty people
–the latent biphobia coming from straights and the lgbt community
bucky, seeing someone in the distance singlehandedly taking on thanos: what a fucking idiot
bucky, .00000021 seconds later and about to have an aneurysm: wait that’s MY fucking idiot
getting food poisoning is a sick irony. sandwich, you were supposed to nourish my fragile meat body, not conspire with one section of it to kill the rest. you edible brutus, you fredo, you fucking intestinal quisling
this post shows true literary prowess but i wish i hadn’t read it while finishing my sandwich
If society collapses and we gotta start living back in tiny tribal societies everybody’s gotta make sure when you start making those stories that get passed down through the ages that you include some ghibli movies in there. I want future archeologists to find multiple societies around the world worshiping chihiro the dragon rider goddess and howl the trickster god. We got one chance if it happens so don’t fuck it up
I can’t tell if we’re handling the collapse of society well or not anymore
Just finished replacing all the windows in my car with intricately crafted stained glass that shatters every time I hit a pothole
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