oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

officialunitedstates:

me use medium sized vocab so me save time but also you save brain cell

30-minute-memes:

[Meme] the weapon options in fallout are amazing

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

weeniebagel:

pochowek:

You spent your most impressionable teenhood days playing fallout new vegas and left 4 dead 2 thats why you all roleplay southerners on the internet. yall this yall that

jokes on you dumbass city slickers i actually am southern

haha people look hes actually southern

your-my-half:

hiwelcometolarrys:

captainoctillery:

fallenprince:

i-am-a-fish:

It’s open!!!! It’s finally open!!!!!!!!

main attraction:

*only attraction

Rooms

This is so fun-

And there’s even room service

pochowek:

being a wiki admin is the modern age’s equivalent of being a monk

peirette:

drawing-prompt-s:

Draw your group of friends together but each person is the animal they most resemble personality wise.

the-privateer:

spark-of-jenius:

gluten-free-pussy:

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Oh, I’ve got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house.

Let that sink in for a second.

at my last job me two co workers and a manager had to explain to a guy why we couldn’t let him walk out to go to his car to get his wallet with a product that he didn’t pay for yet….we had to explain to him MULTIPLE times….he tried to get us (including the manager) fired the next day because we “didn’t have any trust”

another time another guy tried to get everyone in the store (including the general manager) fired because no one answered his call when he called five hours before we opened that day

i also had to explain to countless people that just because one specific product like a mouse or keyboard were on sale, it doesn’t mean that ALL mouses/keyboards were on sale

my-friends-dont-know-im-a-furry:

pochowek:

tsunderetherion:

pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

Uhm you seem to forget that « chips » can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha

i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out