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eijiroukiriot:

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice

sarcastic-clapping:

im smol and ready 2 brawl

scotchtapeofficial:

missmamibee:

why is concept art always 300% better than the final product especially in western animation

hustlerose:

the more knives you have the more valid you are

straightboyfriend:

chongito:

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

jackthevulture:

Video game: Do you like MONSTERS!? Big beautiful awe inspiring BEASTS? Majestic gods of their domain!??? Gorgeously designed creatures that seem to live and breathe on their own terms?!?!??

Me: YEAH!

Video game: Im this game you can FIGHT and KILL them!

Me: 😢

xeppeli:

trilllizard666:

xeppeli:

xeppeli:

shitpost-senpai:

xeppeli:

driving sux because you can get killed. thanks henry ford you fucking jackass.

you kids ask for death in every other post and you’re just cranky because you don’t have your license.

*runs you over*

wait youre the fucking maid cafe guy

so what? he’s totally right this time.

*runs you over*

passionpeachy:

bot-dad:

passionpeachy:

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

Hello so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1.

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Beep-boop!

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

madonees:

madonees:

Disgusting. please act like a human