Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?
Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.
This is fine.
And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…
Ha ha…
Ha.
Hm.
Fuck.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!
“…so yeah that probably explains one or two things…do you want the good news?”
Each of the Diamonds we’ve seen never actually realized what the mistakes they made with Pink Diamond were.
Blue doesn’t regret not listening to Pink’s pleas to stop the colonization; She still believes the Zoo was a pretty good idea, and that Pink thought so.
Yellow doesn’t regret being too hard on Pink; She regrets “giving in” to Pink’s desires.
They mourn for Pink, yes, but they don’t mourn Pink Diamond the person, but rather the idea of who they thought she was.
You could argue that this is all because they didn’t know of her alter ego, which is true (it’s hard to really know someone when they’re much more comfortable faking their own death and continuing on as another person) but at the same time I don’t think the Diamonds actually want to analyze how they wronged Pink.
They’re more comfortable mourning her in a way that refuses to acknowledge how they drove Pink away, and would rather place all the blame on “Rose Quartz” and the Rebellion and Earth.
Their guilt seeps through of course, but ultimately Pink’s Pearl (the Homeworld equivalent of Siri) and a down-on-his-luck human musician ended up knowing the “real” Pink more than they ever did.
these are pictures of charlotte from the disney cartoon charlotte’s web
dudes we need to confront the grim reality that cherlotte from the charlotte’s web disney cartoon is kinda hot
half the people reblogging this are expressing a sort of abject horror and the other half have ignored the point of the post (that charlotte is hot) to correct me and say that it wasn’t a disney cartoon
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