greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’
romp romp romp
Should be in the Olympic Games. :]
Tag: PLEASE
Man can you imagine if the Next Big Trend in marketing was humanely treated employees
“Our free range retail workers are allowed to go to the bathroom whenever they need to!”
“We understand humans weren’t designed to stand for eight hours a day.
We go beyond the industry standard anti-stress mats and provide every checkout clerk with a chair. ”
“We provide air conditioning in every warehouse facility to prevent heatstroke – better climate control for workers means better products for you!”
(And how fucked up is it that this isn’t already a thing?)
our cashiers are grass-fed
my voltronstuck academia
PALADINS GET YOUR BAYARDS ⚔🦁 TROLLS GO GODTIER 🕷😎 CLASS 1-A READY YOUR QUIRKS 💥🔥❄
how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney
op? please never make me feel whatever this emotion is ever again
hooded sports bra……………… this is the future
imagine only wearing this and an open plaid button up
I can’t wait for sci-fi and fantasy protags to appear on book covers with hoodie bras, it’s only a matter of time.
i’m not gonna point fingers or anything…but some of you draw pokemon like…………………………..too horny. u know? be less horny when you draw pokemon.
ladybug: adrien agreste… i am bestowing upon you the miraculous of the bee. this will grant you the power of–
adrien, internally: oh god. oh fuck. shit. i already have a miraculous. oh god. oh no. i have to give it to someone else
– later –
marinette: *enters her balcony* chat noir what are you doing he—
chat noir: marinette dupain-cheng… i am bestowing upon you the miraculous of the bee. this will grant you the power of–
marinette: WHAT THE FUCK
i’m going to post a cropped piece of an image that i know will invoke strong, probably negative emotions in you without even having to see the whole image, ready?
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