pokemon – Page 9 – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

i did a bunch of lil pokemon draws today. they make really good subjects when you feel like experimenting with style and color

xyzbandit:

theothin:

stars-and-bites:

chasekip:

let them dance

Let them dance for mantine

this isn’t even the best part of this scene

she was telling them team skull members are banned from mantine surfing, because they keep trying to dance while surfing and falling off

not because they’re part of a group of pokemon thieves or anything, just because they’re that bad at surfing and people are tired of having to rescue them

correct me if i’m wrong but

pegushi:

Kanto Starters

jasonptodd:

i’m not gonna point fingers or anything…but some of you draw pokemon like…………………………..too horny. u know? be less horny when you draw pokemon.

meow-vvow:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

unrelatedtouserboxes:

that part of the first pokemon movie when mew is in a bubble underwater. we will never understand that level of peace

chasekip:

all starters: hey im just gonna follow behind you! i’m pretty new around here so i’ll just let you lead the way if thats ok

magikarp:

LESSS GOOOOO!!! WHATS THAT UP AHEAD I THINK ITS A GYM TODAYS GONNA BE
THE DAY I EVOLVE!!! I LITERALLY CANNOT WALK OR BREATHE ON LAND AND IM
STILL FASTER THAN YOU HURRY UP!!!!

still-intrepid:

aurordream:

still-intrepid:

several of the pokedex descriptions are #relatable

honourable mention of course to Abra:

but the winner is:

Personally I’m a fan of Alolan Ninetales

okay that’s beautiful

revilonilmah:

#141 Kabutops has awoken from his slumber!

jacethebeltsculptor:

autumngracy:

40screamingfrogs:

I just watched a man release every Pokemon he caught except for a level 5 Magikarp, waste all of his money and throw away all of his items at the Pokemon center just before the elite four in Pokemon red in order to trap himself in an unwinnable game. He couldn’t beat the elite 4 with a level 5 magikarp, and it couldn’t learn the hm moves necessary to leave victory road, and Magikarp only knew splash and had absolutely no chance of beating the level 40ish Pokemon there so… This guy wanders around victory road hoping a Geodude or Graveler would use selfdestruct or explosion in the first turn of an encounter and miss his Magikarp, which is technically possible because even moves with a 100% hitrate have a 1/256 chance to still miss. It happened eventually, and he beat the elite four with a level 100 gyarados

What the actual fuck

For some context, this is from a video series called “SoftLockPicking” where a guy’s followers come up with challenges to get him stuck in an unwinnable game and he tries to see if he can get out of them. Sort of a video game escape artist.