storlek:

tenderfacemeat:

wifestre:

zdartstuff:

uirgiliana:

candidlyautistic:

teaboot:

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

Wrong, the transubstantiation of the bread occurs when it is eaten, when it is in the bowl it is just bread.

tfw the second coming of christ is in your mouth

oh, jesus

susiephone:

danicashipper:

clever-ginger:

takineko:

bitch-diarrhea:

parks-and-rex:

Jesus: One of you will betray Me

Judas:  Surely you don’t mean me

Jesus: 

Judas: *betrays jesus*

Jesus:

Peter: We would never abandon you, Lord. I’d die first!

Jesus:

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Peter after being asked if he knew Jesus:

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Jesus:

Thomas: *after the resurrection* “Jesus can’t be alive! He’s dead! It’s impossible!”

Jesus: