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magicalgirlmindcrank:

Me: While Cinemasins claims to be tounge in cheek about the whole thing its actually created a culture where people are complaining about the presence of tropes in fiction which is like complaining about a tree being made of wood

Me when they do a movie I hate:

educating-antis:

Hiccup: “There were dragons when I was a boy”

Me:

marina-pepsi:

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

ohmyartist:

Somebody: *Draws something for me*

Me:

minerva-is-a-robot:

*drives up to the humane society and yells out my window*
YEAH I’D LIKE A MEDIUM PEPSI

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

soulcollectorlol:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

samuelcwboslyn:

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly:

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

I WILL ASSIST?

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

Hermit crab??

THAT’S THE BITCH

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something

fortzancudo:

me, seeing half a street sign that ends in “ockmorton yard”: if that says what i think it says i’m going to lose my mind on this bus

the sign, revealed as the bus began driving again:

me: absolutely incomprehensible

hoothoot:

deepspacepirate:

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

croshie:

my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

swarnpert:

every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute