playing skyrim for the first time: omg i have no sense of direction and i’ll never make it from riverwood to whiterun, better check my map every 5 seconds!!!
starting a new game years later: *jumps in the river and catches 73 salmon while floating downstream to whiterun*
ok so this is some broken shit and i want to explain it. so hearthfire added salmon roe as an alchemy ingredient, with a really absurd waterbreathing effect. but you cant just kill any salmon in order to obtain the roe, you have to catch a salmon as its jumping up a waterfall, bc salmon jump up waterfalls to spawn, yeah? well apparantly using unrelenting force on a salmon,makes it “jump,” which classified it as a Jumping Salmon, aka a gravid salmon, so you can cause salmon to become filled with eggs by shouting at them
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