me, the retail worker standing at the end of the aisle watching yall demons act the fool in my place of work for tumblr good boy points after my manager sent me to make sure yall weren’t shoplifting again:
hey um so we went to target tonight and we found this talking kylo ren action figure that you’re supposed to shake really hard to “show it your power” and when you shake it it grunts like it’s in pain and when you stop shaking it, it raggedly asks you to show it the power of the dark side again
I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u
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