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carnival-phantasm:

kamoi:

this is the worst image i’ve ever seen

The last thing you wããnt in your tumblr dashboard is another Loss joke…
but as it turns out, that might be what you gãæt

gallusrostromegalus:

vainvaihe:

things got a little heated in the gc today

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

redrainyumbrella:

kurtofskyforlife:

disneyismyescape:

Fun Disney Fact! Fiona was the first red-headed Disney Princess when she made her debut in 1988, one year before Ariel did in The Little Mermaid (1989)!

Shrek came out in 2001

Good for him.

colonelfind-it:

colonelfind-it:

a dnd party of made up entirely of orc bards

an orchestra

captainsnoop:

moyoka:

captainsnoop:

i’m going to start making shitty formulaic tumblr posts. someone respond to this incredulously so i can threaten them.

what the fuck

i am going to turn you inside out

transgirlnausicaa:

jasper-rolls:

chongoblog:

gaybowser:

cursedstim:

mineta-shineee:

ufco:

get fucking satisfied

@cursedstim here’s the thumbtack video

HHHHHH

This video caused my soul to exit my body only to die anyway

do they just procedurally generate stim video concepts now

this is the most viscerally terrifying video under 5 minutes long that ive ever seen

(Source: https://transgirlnausicaa.tumblr.com/)

djpaulyd:

ieroxway:

i think everybody’s biggest regret is being like 5 when emo was popular

Nothing ever made me feel old like this post just did

sasstricbypass:

vague-yet-menacing:

vague-yet-menacing:

vague-yet-menacing:

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

viagra