the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening
i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao”
me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs
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