THIS IS THE WORST THING – TDLBallistic's Shitpost Emporium

bunjywunjy:

batter-sempai:

This is one of the most evil puzzles I’ve ever seen

this is a millennium item

The True Millennium Puzzle

mighty-alphalpha:

liamdryden:

adulthoodisokay:

teathattast:

deafponyheaven:

killer-kid-konan:

annadesu:

b-e-e-e-s:

i hate this op

This post gave me an aneurysm

I can make this worse

YOU MADE IT WORSE

You’re welcome

i long for death

Can you imagine a historian from the future trying to explain this

obscuritiesoffbeat:

somewhatsociable:

obscuritiesoffbeat:

I hate the fact that the sentence “mummies are rare because we ate them” is factual.

I’m sorry, what?

I am so happy to be the one to introduce you to the horrible few hundred years where Europeans regularly consumed ground Egyptian mummies.

firebirdscratches:

frostyemma:

copperbadge:

lightshadowverisimilitude:

This is one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen. Horse shoe is way worse than the golf course flip flop.

Oh my god what the fuck

I found your birthday present

@firebirdscratches

HORSE SHOE omg it’s a visual pun someone get me a hammer