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nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

nihilistgirlfriend:

plantanarchy:

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment September 14, 2018 1 Minute

andhumanslovedstories:

champagnemoon:

why everybody be tryna act like they didn’t have a twilight phase

You either had a twilight phase or you had an anti-twilight phase and in either case you invested emotion in twilight, your twilight phase

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment August 2, 2018 1 Minute

retrogamingblog:

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment June 6, 2018 1 Minute

karasratworld:

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats
in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment May 21, 2018 1 Minute

exac:

“this character did a problematic thing-” its a story helen, commonly including things like conflict and drama

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment May 12, 2018 1 Minute

bertie-renard:

Ghosts, when they see a doll:

Originally posted by good-enough-for-a-poke

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment May 11, 2018 1 Minute

ziggyinthisthang:

Double D can actually take your girl at will if he chose to

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment May 7, 2018 1 Minute

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

why didnt the plague of frogs simpley eat the plague of locusts? book of exodus plot hole :/

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment April 7, 2018 1 Minute

shinydiscopaul:

heartblossom:

customers aren’t valid

and neither are their coupons usually

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment February 27, 2018 1 Minute

pruane2:

pruane2:

every turtle is an absolute unit

LAD

xlatias Uncategorized Leave a comment February 11, 2018 1 Minute
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